Oh, man. This is too good.

Guess I won't be bored here, at least.

[grinning and laughing, Scourge holds up the dartboard and darts he got in the item drop. The dartboard looks like Sonic's head, with numbers corresponding to different parts of it.]I think whatever dropped this stuff on us has a real sick sense of humor ( Read more... )

Okay, I've been patient for over a month now. That's a dang miracle in itself, given that hedgehogs aren't particularly known for their patience.

I still have this chip in me, and I want it out yesterday. There's gotta be someone willing to pluck this thing out of me. I can't spend my whole time in this place with no super speed.

Man, talk about a welcome. I guess I could stand to stay here a little longer, with babes like Ames and Bunnie givin' me the how-do-you-do.

And that hottie, 'Mona Lisa'? What a piece of work!

Just kinda weird, though, that no one seems to actually be from this Zone. That's a little out there, even for me.

Whoa, talk about your crudholes. Whatever anomaly this lame Zone crawled out of seriously needs to be checked.

So... what's the deal here; you got cell phones and post-apocalyptic honeymoon spots, but your Zone can't handle superpowers or somethin'?

Man, whatever.